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Caleb gives us his thoughts on the best pest movie. Yeah, we get a little weird...

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Caleb gives us his thoughts on the best pest movie. Yeah, we get a little weirdâŚ
Catch up on all the new trailers you missed from last week. and wow does Bradley Cooper bring it!
We get the first look at Hayao Miyazakiâs The Boy and The Heron.
Letâs get rollingâŚ



Because of the upcoming release of Strays, the new cinematic opus from Lorde and Miller, starring Jamie Foxx, Will Ferrell, Will Forte, and Isla Fisher, it gave us the thought⌠What are the best cinematic pets?
Well, thatâs what we are trying to figure out this week on Please Consume.
First Cow (2019)
Written by Caleb Madden

Today's contender for best pet movie is the 2019 Kelly Reichardt film First Cow.
If you have never heard of First Cow or even if you have, this may seem like a strange pick for Pets Week. And thatâs exactly why itâs the perfect choice.
Slow Burn
First, we have to address the cow in the room. What is First Cow and why should we care?
First Cow is a quaint little movie about western expansion in America during the 1820âs and also capitalism. See, the perfect Pets Week movie!
What makes this movie so great is the way it slowly, and I mean slowly, reveals the central conflict of its plot. At the center of this slow reveal are some of the most amazing characters ever to grace the screen.
The Cutest Chef in the West
The magic in the first half of the movie is found in the character Cookie Figowitz (played by John Magaro) who is a cook for a rugged trapping outfit in the Oregon territory. From the first moment we see Cookie we notice that he is very out of place.
Heâs a good cook, but he doesnât look or act like the rest of the men he is surrounded by. The Oregon territory is full of angry, strong, brooding men who havenât cried since birth. But Cookie just wants to walk around the woods, collect mushrooms, and watch the bugs crawl. And it is this out of place feeling that makes you fall in love with Cookie.
In a place full of people who donât care about the beauty around them, Cookie is there for the beauty alone.
The Golden Cow
The second half of the magic comes in the form of the unnamed titular âfirst cowâ (played by Eve the Cow). This cow comes into the territory as the first milk cow this far west in America. Eve is so perfect in this role. She is so graceful and elegant (not a joke) and she compliments Cookieâs character so well.
The beauty of the movie as a whole is found in the relationship between Cookie and this cow. They both see the world in the same way. While everyone around them is obsessed with controlling and subduing the earth, Cookie and the cow share these little quiet moments, in which Cookie talks about life and the world. And even though she canât speak, the cow understands it.
These two out of place characters shine so brightly against the dim and dank surrounding that the viewer almost hopes they might run away together and open up a little restaurant. And this is why First Cow is a perfect pet movie.
Todayâs Scene


Letâs take a look at this weekâs new trailersâŚ
Maestro
A MILLION MILES AWAY
All Dirt Roads Taste of Salt

Here are a few things that we found interesting over the last few daysâŚ
A24âs âDREAM SCENARIOâ, starring Nicolas Cage and Michael Cera, releases on November 10 in theaters.
The film follows a professor who becomes an overnight celebrity after appearing in everyone's dream.
Directed by Kristoffer Borgli & co-produced by Ari Aster. http
â DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)
4:02 PM ⢠Aug 14, 2023
New official images of Hayaoâs Miyazakiâs THE BOY AND THE HERON
tinyurl.com/mwkctw7p
â Reel Updates (@worldofreel)
1:01 PM ⢠Aug 14, 2023
First poster for Bradley Cooperâs âMAESTROâ.
Releasing December 20 on Netflix.
â DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)
2:00 PM ⢠Aug 15, 2023
MEAN STREETS. DAYS OF HEAVEN. @Criterion. November. Perfection
â Beyond Fest (@BeyondFest)
4:23 PM ⢠Aug 15, 2023

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