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Fairy dust, Fairy dust, Fairy dust

And just like that we’re back to the fun stuff: films that are a celebration of queerness in all its forms. Today we will be discussing a cultural oxymoron in the film landscape. It’s simultaneously the least biting of the films we’re talking about but also maybe the most overtly confrontational.

Tyler Clark

May 30, 2023

Reeves does Shakespeare.

Alright friends, now that we’ve dipped our toes into the waters of modern queer cinema lets talk about our heartbreaking choice. Today we’re looking at Gus Van Sant’s My Own Private Idaho, a strange film in every way, but also a beautiful and breathtaking work.

Tyler Clark

May 29, 2023

Back and forth.

As we head into Pride Month we wanted to take a chance to talk about modern queer cinema!

Tyler Clark

May 26, 2023

Absolutely Soaked

Closing out Wet Cinema Week we had to come up with the definitive moment in Wet Cinema. The scene that defines moistness on screen. Closing out Wet Cinema Week we had to come up with the definitive moment in Wet Cinema. The scene that defines moistness on screen.

Tyler Clark

May 25, 2023

Wet Webs

Okay yes, we’re doing our third superhero film this year (fourth if you include Unbreakable) but come on, it’s the caviar of the superhero genre!

Tyler Clark

May 24, 2023

Wet America v. Wet Russia

When we say it’s the most 80s movie of all 80s movies we mean it. Ripped men who can’t act, fighting the Russian Oligarchy, John Cafferty & The Beaver Brown Band, and... Montages. Mostly montages.

Tyler Clark

May 23, 2023

Gross.

Staying very zeitgeisty, today we’re talking one of the most batshit insane entries in one of the most batshit insane franchises to ever grace the screen (with an incredible fifth entry in theaters as we speak).

Tyler Clark

May 22, 2023

Let's Get WET!

As we talk about the wettest scenes in film history in honor of the release of *deep sigh* Rob Marshall’s The Little Mermaid, we wanted to start off with a film that explores similar themes of beauty, fighting the status quo, and of course, being a mermaid.

Tyler Clark

May 19, 2023

Bay is back baby!

Do any of you remember a few months back when I wanted to write about Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and my boss allowed me to only if I publicly endorsed my decision? Well here we are again.

Tyler Clark

May 18, 2023

Tom effing Cruise

Yes, this feels like an odd film to recommend, I mean, it feels so dad-ish. But we here at Please Consume love dad movies and we love Jack Reacher.

Tyler Clark

May 17, 2023

2 drivers

Today, you are getting a two for one special. This is not only because you are getting two Ryan O’Neil movies in one week (the first and last time that will ever happen), but because that movie where Ryan Gosling wears a badass jacket is actually a loose remake of an action thriller from 1978.

Tyler Clark